----------The world's tallest lead singer

Tom is lead singer of the band and nearly 7 feet tall with a shoe size to match. He likes to give away glow in the dark ants at concerts. A man of mystery, he once toyed with the idea of becoming the world's tallest transvestite, but decided against it when he found out what they get for a pair of size 17 ladies pumps.

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