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first verse----- now, mr. spock was a vulcan he had a logical point of a view mr. spock was a vulcan he had a logical point of a view and if you caught him without his hat on you would see that his ears were pointed, too second verse----- jim was the captain of a crew of 433 he made those day to day decisions man, what an awesome responsibility he only had only set of instructions for his crew when it was time to flee chorus----- beam me up, scotty, beam me up right now beam me up, scotty, beam me up right now beam me up, scotty, beam me up right now if you don't beam me up mr. spock’s gonna have a cow third verse----- you got your chekov speaking russian and sulu is jabbering in japanese mccoy is talking microbe and uhura is using communicationese but when they get into trouble they whip out there communicators ‘cause there’s only one man they want to see and they say chorus----- bridge---- you got your photon torpedos and your laster death rays and if the klingons don’t stop messin with him mr. spocks’ gonna blow them all away and if you’re ever trapped down on a planetary surface and you’re being chased by a big monster with snail-like stalks for eyes and purple fangs drippin’ blood and he wants to eat you for breakfast well, what you gonna do? I’ll tell you what you gonna do you gonna put in a call, a call to you-know-who but you got to talk to the man, I say you got to talk to the man in the language that he understands you got to say those magic words you got say those magic words and he will get you outta there right now so let me hear it brothers and sisters chorus to end----- |