Nuclear Tan

COPYRIGHT 1992
David M. Franklin, T. L. Beard, James H. Frye

first verse-----
well, I hopped into my car, turned on the radio
gotta get outta town, find a fun place to go
put back the top and feel the wind in my hair
where the sun is, the fun is and i've got to be there
so i'll head to the beach, gonna have some fun
catch me some rays, talk to mr. sun
I wanna cook till I look like a salt cured ham
I just wanna get me a nuclear tan

chorus-----
yeah, yeah, nuclear tan
yeah, yeah, nuclear tan
sunscreen's for sissies but I'm a man
I just wanna get me a na na na nuclear tan
nuclear tan-----

second verse-----
those chlorofluorocarbons in the atmosphere
done ate up the ozone, but I don't care
I wanna stay out all day like a surfer man
I just wanna get me a nuclear tan

chorus-----

third verse-----
my back is bleeding and I'm covered with welts
so my skin now resembles an alligator belt
but if the melanoma ever starts to get to me
i'll just go see my doctor for a skinectomy
so i'll head to the beach, gonna have some fun
catch some rays and talk to mr. sun
I do not like green eggs and ham
I just wanna get me a nuclear tan

chorus-----

fourth verse-----
my hair's turnin' white and fallin' out in clumps
but I won't complain or feel down in the dumps
'cause I glow in the dark and not just for kicks
I'm on the lookout for some nuclear chicks

chorus to end-----
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