Microwave Cat

COPYRIGHT 1989
T. L. Beard

first verse-----
I had a little kitty
it meant a lot to me
I attempted to give it a bath
And dry it on the rotissary

chorus-----
don't put your kitty in the oven
if it's life you want to save
it will cook from the inside out
that's what they say about the microwave
oh, not a noise
not a peep or a meow
it puts its face to the window
and the kitty went kerplow

bridge-----
put your kitty in the oven
it will cook real soon
it will blow it will pop out
like a big balloon
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