Lesbians Trapped
in the Body of a Man


COPYRIGHT 1992
James H. Frye, T. L. Beard, David M. Franklin

first verse-----
we lost our backup singers in a bar full of dykes
we had to finish up the gig with two empty mikes
they looked like city slickers
they wuz clitty lickers
and they figured us for three fat white guys

chorus-----
we're really lesbians trapped in the body of a man
we know it smells quite fishy
we hope you'll understand
although they left us stranded with our
dicks in our hands
we're really lesbians trapped in the body of a man

second verse-----
when the show was over they said "pack up and leave,
we don't socialize with folks who stand up when they pee"
why can't they comprehend our internal agony
they believe we are enslaved by our masculinity

chorus-----

third verse-----
well, they surrounded us and threatened to
dish out a beatin'
they said "if you're for real we know a
good doc in sweden"
but we will not be wussies with
plastic pussies
so we proceeded to kick them in the ass
we're macho lesbians trapped in the body of a man
we know it smells quite fishy,
we hope you'll understand
although they left us stranded with our
dicks in our hands
we're really lesbians trapped in the body of man
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