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first verse-----
he stands six foot three in a garter belt & high heels with a switchblade in his bra he's got the look that kills he wears a 13 pump and red mini skirt that he stole from sears got a pistol in his purse and he'll blow you away if you dare to call him a queer first chorus----- he's a killer transvestite a murderous tv he's a killer transvestite a mean lookin', tough talking, dress wearin' S.O.B. second verse----- his momma was never around the young boy really missed her grew up alone, played in the closet started dressin' like his older sister said it felt real good against his skin hidden underneath his pants but when his high school coach caught in the locker room he shot the coach and fed him to the plants second chorus----- 'cause he's a killer transvestite a murderous tv he's a killer transvestite a sweet lookin', smooth walkin', dress wearin' S.O.B. third verse----- he got a job in the big city, workin' as a cpa he spent his nights stalking businessmen cruisin' for a lay he lured them in to his room and told them to relax but when they did he did them in with a pistol, knife or ax he took their credit cards and headed straight down to the lingerie store where he bought himself some frilly things and hit the streets once more first chorus----- fourth verse----- he got a little careless and they hauled him down for murder in the first degree he got his face in the papers, on the evening news they swore he'd never go free but late one night he broke out of jail wearin' nothing but panties and a bra he shot his way past the guards 'cause he lives outside the law second chorus----- fifth verse----- so listen boys if you meet a tall girl that you would like to caress look out for a five o'clock shadow and a big bulge in her dress or if you wake one night to high heels clickin' down a lonely motel hall you better pull the covers over your head and turn your face against the wall 'cause he won't kiss and tell but he might kiss and well... final chorus----- he's a killer transvestite a color tv he's a killer transvestite mean lookin', tough talking, dress wearin' S.O.B. |