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first verse-----
the girl at burger king gave me short change, so I killed her a lady in a mercedes honked my way I had to kill her a handicapped guy parked in my space I killed him my boss yelled at me, said I was late yes, I killed him first chorus----- livin' in america is so much fun any old asshole can buy a gun and if your old lady's got you on the run you can kill her second verse------ a fat lady at lunch cut line in the buffet so I killed her a fine lookin' girl in a bar said "no way" so I followed her home then I killed her a jehovah's witness said I was goin' to hell so I sent him there ahead of me a girl scout came to my door sellin' cookies so I bought a box of thin mints then I killed her a crack dealer tried to sell me some stuff so I gave him twenty dollars, I ain't crazy second chorus----- livin' in america is so much fun any old asshole can buy a gun and if your neighbor's dog's got you on the run you can kill it third verse----- I' m so pissed off the commies are gone I wanted to kill them think I'll head to a shopping mall find some shoppers and kill them if you don't like how I'm singin' this song watch out, I might kill you if you think this tune's too damn long well, it's keepin' me from killing you final chorus----- livin' in america is so much fun any old asshole can buy a gun and if the little blue-haired ladies got you on the run, you can kill them livin' in america is so much fun any old asshole can buy a gun and if the hippie pinko commie fags got you on the run, you can kill them oh, shit! |